Zodiac Signs Sins. What's Your Horoscope Vice?

 

Every sign in the Zodiac has vice or two or even more! Here is a look at the compulsive, addictive, and downright wicked tendencies of each astrological sign when it comes to the fun, yet self-destructive matter, of escaping cruel reality every now and then.

 Aries

This fire sign likes to drink shots. Bourbon, Jagermeister, and Scotch are favorite drinks. They can also be very addicted to red wine. Many Rams experience long lost weekends sampling beverages out in wine country. This fiery sign also likes to light cigarette after cigarette, especially while out at a night club.

They are also addicted to arguing and will start a debate that nobody can possibly win just for the heck of it. Yet another secret addiction of this sign is tattoos. They have a weakness for anyone who has one, especially if it is on the ankle. Many do not have piercings or tattoos that are visible until after they take their clothes off and then their vice is decidedly apparent!

Taurus

This sign likes to drink wine and beer and will do so until they have obliterated every last conscious awareness of reality. This is also a strongly sexual sign and they love the thrill of the chase. Phone sex and talking dirty are also vices of the sexually voracious Bull. They are not usually unfaithful, but they really do enjoy making their partner jealous. Many are also addicted to pornography. They are also fascinated by social networking sites, such as dating sites and Facebook, and will waste hours of their time simply looking at individuals online. Bulls are also very competitive and love online games that allow them to build empires in their minds.

Gemini

The Gemini is one of the signs with weaker health and because of this many are prescribed painkillers before the end of their life for one problem or another. The problem with this is that many of them also get addicted to harder recreational substances and pills. They are also vulnerable to problems with anti-anxiety medications, like Ativan and Valium, because they have a deep need to escape from reality. Geminis are very movie oriented and for this reason many of them love watching pornography on the Internet. They also love shoes and exotic lingerie and may secretly spend hundreds of dollars on fetish wear that they cannot afford. The Gemini loves to escape reality and may spend hours playing role playing games on line or adopting other identities in games like Dungeons and Dragons.

Cancer

The Cancer native likes to escape reality through booze and substances that can be smoked. They are also very vulnerable to any kind of anti-anxiety drug or upper because they are such a naturally insecure and anxious sign. Some Cancers are actually very addicted to sex, as they equate the sexual acts with affection and approval. Cancers are notorious over-eaters and couch potatoes. They love nothing better than to plop down in front of the television set with a carton of ice cream. They can also be incredibly lazy and spend most of the day sleeping. It is a mistake to expose a Cancer to too much of the shopping channel. They are addicted to beauty products, ceramics, and buying jewelry and get easily into debt.

Leo

This sign is very materialistic and can be addicted to shopping. A credit card in the hand of a Lion is a vice about to happen. They love flashy, trendy items and get a great deal of gratification splurging on themselves. Most female lions have a real weakness for shoes and jewelry and most males are vulnerable to purchasing cars and the latest gadgets. Most Lions are also notoriously unfaithful, as many of them are addicted to sex and many are also addicted to online pornography. This sign also thinks it is immortal and may lack self-discipline when it comes to eating fatty foods or junk food.

Virgo

Virgo is the sign of the perfectionists and they become addicted to creating the ideal body. Many of them are hypochondriacs, who will spend thousands on vitamins and weight loss gadgets and products. They also can become addicted to running, exercise, or going to the gym to the extent that many of them become way too thin. Getting into debt is also another problem with this sign that feels that they must have the absolute best of everything in this world. The problem is that all too often this sign cannot afford the ideal item, yet will splurge on it anyway. They are also notorious “tap polishers” who obsessively clean every single part of their house and daily and get mad at those who mess it up.

Libra

This is a vain and airy sign that can be really flaky when it comes to spending money. A credit card in the hand of a Libra is a self-destructive weapon, as many of them are addicted to shopping. They especially love to splurge on items that are not that necessary such as art, designer clothes, and the latest gadgets. This air sign is also a notorious smoker and finds it hard to quit nicotine or recreational substances. This voyeuristic sign really likes to spy on the secret sexual activities of the opposite sex, so they are often online looking at pornography. Another vice may actually be paying other people to perform or have sex.

Scorpio

This sign is famous for being unfaithful and addicted to sex without love. A lot of money is often spent on attempts to have affairs or concealing sexual activities. Furthermore, Scorpios often are indulging in sexual fetishes, spending a lot of money on high heel shoes or lingerie. Many of them are also addicted to online pornography or phone sex. Scorpions can also be deeply obsessive individuals and may actually become addicted to a person. Their jealousy and territoriality can actually get them in a lot of trouble. A Scorpio is also superstitious and many of the females can be addicted to psychic readings or throwing Tarot cards when they are obsessed with having sex with a male.

Sagittarius

This sign has a weakness for travel. An archer will go deep into debt just to travel to a far off distant location. Another vice is a tendency to play hokey. Saggittarians are notorious for calling in sick so they do not have to work. They are also addicted to cable television. If an Archer cannot physically travel to a far away place, they will escape through watching movies. It is not uncommon for an Archer to waste an entire day away watching flick after flick. Sagittarians are also a sign that loves to smoke cigarettes and many of them are addicted to nicotine for life.

Capricorn

This sign is addicted to perfection and must have the best of everything. They are notorious for getting into debt because of their insistence of only having the latest and greatest object of desire in their life. Another one of this sign’s vices is compulsive decorating. The Goat sometimes cannot stop themselves when it comes time to buying things for their home. This is a vain sign that is also very concerned about appearances. For this reason, the Goat can sometimes become addicted to expensive face creams, Botox addictions, and plastic surgery. Painkillers and anti-anxiety medications can also be an addictive problem for this sign that has a very busy brain and finds it hard to calm down.

Aquarius

This sign is very addicted to adventure for adventure’s sake and for that reason alone can become deep in debt. The Aquarian is often perceived by others as being deeply irresponsible as it is a sign that loves to take work off to pursue recreational activities. Yet another weakness of this sign is a fondness for any substance that has been known to expand the mind and this includes street drugs. Another secret vice that is not that wicked, but can turn this already flaky sign into even more of a space cadet is a fondness for reading science fiction. Many Aquarians are also overly fascinated with metaphysics and can become addicted to reading tarot cards or trying to practice magic. They love online role playing games and also group games that can allow them to escape reality for a while.

Pisces

This sign loves religion and spiritual matters and can become fanatical once they think they have a mission in mind. They can become quite militant and harsh towards those that do not agree with their point of view. This sign also loves states of altered consciousness and will try to achieve it by smoking substances or taking mind expanding drugs. Often these recreational drugs can be very addictive. This sign is also very analytical and has a busy mind. Many Fishes need to keep their brains occupied with games and you will find that it is a Piscean characteristic to become addicted to Sudoko or doing crosswords. Many are also addicted to listening to music and will listen to the same song again and again until they drive everyone else crazy.

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How the Zodiac Signs Ruin their Relationships

ZODIAC SIGNS BREAK-UP

Every Zodiac sign has an absolute worst side!
Our weaknesses and ways of relating to people that don't work often ruin our relationships.
Check what's your Horoscope relationship screw up method:

How Aries Ruins their Relationships..

Aries ruin relationships by expecting you to live by their rules while they live without any rules. 

They have no patience for imperfection in others, but can't bare to be criticized themselves. They act as though they are flawless, but you soon realize that they expect you to be the perfect one, and they somehow have the right to criticize you when you aren't. Aries have a way of expecting a lot from other people while they assume they're exempt from any expectations. They spend a lot of time touting about their success while you're doing all of the work. Then they will demand that you, and everyone else in the world who is working harder than them, do everything perfectly. You can ruin their day if you do something wrong or let them down. On top of that, they can have a furious temper. They truly believe it's okay to scream insults at you because you messed up. When you confront them about their imperfections, they'll say it's everyone else's fault. Or at best, they'll say they just need more time, when they really don't seem to be trying very hard at it in the first place.

How Taurus Ruins their Relationships...

Taurus is most likely to ruin a relationship by boring you to death. 

Taurus is all too happy and content to just sit, feel comfortable and go through the same routine day after day. This is great for them because it really doesn't take much to make them happy. But for you, it can be like re-living the same day over and over, and it can drive the more active signs crazy. If Taurus doesn't drive you away with sheer boredom, they can also do it by treating you like a child. They have a way of always looking out for everyone's needs, which is kind and helpful, but they can overdo it and become condescending and overly protective about being careful and safe about everything. They speak to you as though they are the parent and you are the child who needs their constant care and protection. And if this doesn't end the relationship, Taurus has one more bad habit that may do the trick. They can be incredibly steadfast in their opinions about things and they can't stop themselves from going on rants in order to convince everyone they are right. It's really preaching, and it's done in that same condescending way that they use to protect people. They don't realize how this drives people away from them and ruins their relationships.

How Gemini Ruins their Relationships...

Gemini's dry, overly-objective attitude removes any sense of human compassion in relationships. 

It's only the facts that matter and the other person's feeling are completely ignored. What's more, it seems like some Geminis constantly look for things other people do incorrectly so they can point them out and prove they are smarter and better, which can make the other person feel belittled. Gemini's need for freedom can also drive people away. Geminis aren't really in favor of committed relationships in the first place. So you are always on shaky ground with them. They put off any commitments as long as they can. Then, once they do commit, they have a way of keeping you at a distance. At best, this means they're always a bit offish and always running off to do their own thing. At worst, they are always flirting with other people and considering or pursing other options. If they decide to commit, then you have to deal with their biggest personality flaw which is basically a curt, ruthless and just plain rude way of constantly correcting people and assuming that they are basically stupid compared to them.

How Cancer Ruins their Relationships...

Cancers ruin relationships by making a huge deal out of everything that affects them in any way. 

And watch out, when their feelings are hurt, they can lash out with words that cut straight into your heart. They can really be punishing and mean when they want to be and you never see it coming. Their feelings get hurt or they get offended by things that other people never even realize are offensive. Then, it can literally take years for them to get over it, and there are some things they will never get over. The pain lingers and lingers and they will remind you of it every time they get a chance. And this is really their better side. The worst is when they just shut down and decide to completely ignore you for days. The silent treatment is their other form of punishment. They dish out dirty looks that cut deep, and they have no intention of speaking to you because you aren't worthy. You hurt them, and now you must pay by being banished in a prison of guilt. This can be too much drama for a lot people. Always having to worry about the next time you hurt them can simply drive you away.

How Leo Ruins their Relationships...

Leos make relationships so important that the relationship becomes an overwhelming responsibility that drives people away. 

They come on too strong! Leos love to be in love and will commit after one date. Suddenly, you are thrown into this wild romance, which seems great, but it has all of these rules and expectations. The Leo needs your whole world to revolve around them, because after all, they committed their whole world to you without hesitation. At least this is the deal they sell you on. In reality, they are such suckers for attention that they can't help but flirt or even cheat with other people, which you are never allowed to do. They have this one-way contract with rules they are allowed to break, but you are not. This is the worst case scenario of course. But even at their best, their expectations of your complete devotion to them and the relationship is enough to drive a lot people away. You always have to put them first, which is just too much for most people and ruins their relationships.

How Virgo Ruins their Relationships...

With a Virgo, your job is to take care of them and their job is to make sure you do it correctly! 

They can make you feel like your whole relationship is a job instead of a romance. Everything you do and say has to meet their standards. They aren't nice about it either. In their very calm, serious way, they will slowly explain to you why you aren't measuring up or meeting their needs. It can be anything from not making enough money, to not brushing your teeth correctly. Because, yes, even something like not taking care of your teeth can end up costing a lot of money in dental bills, money they have planned for something else. It isn't that they are worried about your well being. They're worried about their well being. Virgos have a way of making people feel used. They can make people feel they merely serve a purpose for them, and when that purpose isn't served, they can become ice cold and toss you aside. They feel like they are valuable and should be treated with the utmost respect, but yet, they rely on you to serve their needs.

How Libra Ruins their Relationships...

Libras set the bar really high as far as standards for how they are treated, and they can be totally vane. 

They will always do their part and treat you very well, but you are sometimes left feeling like they only do it so you will give them the same exact treatment in return. Then, if you can't measure up, you can end up feeling really guilty or like you're just a jerk who doesn't know how to be in a relationship. It can feel like a huge responsibility you have to constantly think about. Whenever they do something for you, you have to remember to return the favor. You have to be polite. You have to think about them and include them. They can be very needy in terms of compliments and attention. They try really hard to look good and behave appropriately. If they don't receive enough feedback in the form of compliments and attention, they will simply move on to the next person who compliments them more. Aside from a heavy dose of vanity, they are really very good at being in relationships, but that is the whole problem. Other people aren't. So, being in a relationship with them can make you feel like you never measure up to their level.

How Scorpio Ruins their Relationships...

Scorpios ruin relationships because they just can't trust you.(or would absolutely LOVED to control you!) 

They start relationships with the assumption that, in the end, they will be betrayed. Then they spend the entire relationship looking for the betrayal. What's worse, if they never actually see it happen, they have a tendency to create it in their own mind. If they see you look at someone for one second longer than they think seems usual, suddenly you had a whole affair with them. Then, you'll either have to spend the whole rest of the day picking apart the details of the affair that never even happened and explaining yourself to them, or they will just ignore you for the next month. They'll never forgive you either, and remember, it never even happened! Scorpios live in the darker side of life and tend to expect the worst. They are cautious to their own detriment and think that every little thing is evidence of some bigger scheme that will harm them in the end. They can ruin their relationships by over analyzing everything you think and do, and by taking everything too seriously and never trusting you.

How Sagittarius Ruins their Relationship...

Sagittarius is so concerned about getting their way that you never get yours.

As a defense against you controlling them, they end up trying to control you. They are bossy. Paranoid about losing their freedom in relationships, they don't set out to be bossy, but it's impossible for them to avoid it. Because relationships are about sharing time and activities, they have to compromise on things, which freaks them out because they always feel like people are going to box them in, take away their freedom and tell them what to do. They can become so obsessed with idea that you might smother them that they start to complain about anything you do or say that might even resemble an attempt to control them. Then, when they are spending time with you, you feel pressured to be exciting and keep their interest. Their ideas for fun can be a bit extreme, and if you don't keep up with them, they may call you boring. You have to be spontaneous, open and flexible or they will surely criticize you for being stuffy and too reserved. Don't give them limits, don't even restrict them in the slightest. If you do, they'll pick at you and complain about everything you say and do, or they'll just give up on you and leave. If you value freedom as much as they do, this works out great, but if you don't, this can ruin a relationship.

How Capricorn Ruins their Relationships...

Capricorns can be overly serious, arrogant tyrants who think they're better than everyone else. 

You get the feeling that they're looking down on you and they see you as weak and frivolous. They expect everyone to live up to their standards of what they consider right and wrong. They expect everyone to join in whatever mission they're on and give their complete support to them when they're the ones who act like you are lazy and worthless. Their ability to deprive themselves borders on insane, and in comparison, everyone else seems selfish. They have an arrogance that makes you feel childish and incapable. It's like they assume they can do everything better than you and that you will always need their help because you'll never succeed on your own. They can really be the most negative people you will ever deal with. Nothing is ever going to work. You're wasting time and money. What you want is stupid. There are more important things we should be concerned about. Being with a Capricorn can be like living with an overprotective parent who never thinks you're good enough. They treat people like children and don't know how to loosen up and have fun which ruins their relationships.

How Aquarius Ruins their Relationships...

Aquarius can make you wonder if the relationship even exists, like they could take you or leave you. 

It seems so much like they wouldn't care if you left, that you want to leave just so you can see if you get a reaction out of them. They can be so dry, stiff and unemotional that you wonder if they really love you or if you just happen to spend a lot of time together so you call it love. Their ability to forgive you for everything is great, but you end up feeling like it's so easy for them to forgive you because they don't care about you in the first place. Their lack of passion can be amazingly frustrating and leave you feeling pretty empty. You'll get plenty of freedom and they will almost never get jealous. That's great, but you can't help but wonder why. Do they give me so much freedom so they can be sure to have theirs? Are they never jealous because they're secretly doing things they know I would be jealous about? The problem is that they are so emotionally ambiguous, distant and basically just blank that you never really have any idea where you stand. Do they love you or just like you? Would they care if you left? Would they care if you cheated on them right in front of them? Sometimes you want to piss them off just to get them to react to something. Aquarius ruins relationships by being confusing, cold and distant.

How Pisces Ruins their Relationships...

Being with a Pisces can be like being a relationship with a hologram. 

You think they're with you, but they aren't. They're nice and agreeable one day and then missing the next. They can disappear in the middle of a conversation. You're talking, and they're looking at you, and slowly you realize you lost them. Their eyes glaze over and they're off in their own world of God knows what. They can be incredibly unreliable which makes you feel like you aren't important to them. When they finally turn up after they've been missing for a while, they'll give you a confusing story that doesn't make any sense and leaves you feeling like they did something terribly bad when it's really just that they are never willing to actually confront any issues or problems. They have no problem telling you what you do wrong, but if you try to tell them, they call you insensitive and rude. And don't ask them too many questions. They're entitled to their privacy. The problem is that their privacy makes you feel like you're in a relationship with a ghost. Who are they? What are they always hiding? Their need for privacy and their preference for sliding away from the heavy parts of relationships can seem dishonest and uncaring. They ruin relationships by being evasive at best and absent at worst.

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Were You Born to Be a Star: Fame & Career by Zodiac Sign

I'm not sure if I agree with this article that I found at dailymail.co.uk. I am an Cancer (as BilI Withers, Carlos Santana, Dalai Lama- read more about Cancer to see the point) and an astrologer, so the Sun sign discipline always make me a little uncomfortable. Your comments (whether you feel this explanations of signs are true or not, especially for your Sun sign ) would help me see this better. Thank you!

And it goes:

Always dreamed of a career in show-business? Well, research has revealed that you're twice as likely to hit the big time if you're born under Sagittarius.

Analysis of the star signs of 100 celebrities found that nearly one in five of those who got their big break early were born between November 23 and December 21.

They include Frank Sinatra, Jimi Hendrix, Noel Coward, Tina Turner, Britney Spears and Scarlett Johannson.

The next most successful showbiz signs were Virgo and Cancer. Taureans, by comparison, are the least likely to find early fame as entertainers. That's much as an astrologer would expect.

For whatever our star sign, we are all born blessed with different talents and inclinations that can shape our personalities - and our choice of careers - in later life.

Read on to find out what gifts the heavens bestowed upon you at birth... and why it's never too late to fulfill your potential.

Astrologer Jonathan Cainer explain that this way for the Mail:

CAPRICORN  (Dec 22-Jan 20)

Organisers. Managers. Chair-people. Treasurers. Judges and head teachers. Responsible, reliable people who will always put duty before levity and demonstrate true common sense.

That's what we're told Capricorns are supposed to turn into when they grow up. Some, it's true, manifest such qualities right from early childhood.

Capricorns somehow have old heads on young shoulders, even when they're still in nappies.

Yet as they grow older, they mature like fine wines, becoming all the wiser and the more benign. Or at least, they do if they don't take themselves and their burdens too seriously.

It's for this reason that, if you're a Capricorn, I'm loath to recommend an entry into any of the professions above, assuming you're not already engaged in one.

You need steering away from such a straitlaced life towards more fun and adventure. Still, it's never too late to emerge from a frumpy facade and start glowing with glamour. Just look at Carol Vorderman!

Example:  Frumpy to glamorous: Carol Vorderman

AQUARIUS (Jan 21-Feb 19)

According to some astrologers, Aquarians are supposed to be sociologists.

They should study the behaviour of people, as individuals and groups and apply their observations to the benefit of humankind.

Others insist Aquarians were born to be team leaders. They say they have motivational skills that are exceptional and impressive.

It may all be true but, if you're an Aquarian, you'll know that what you really want to do is something that nobody else would ever think of doing, preferably in a field that has never been previously ploughed.

You're quirky and unconventional. Yet you fully understand how to make folk think that what you're up to is perfectly normal, just as you love making the difficult look easy.

And for you, more or less, it is. Jools Holland (pictured), who formed his first successful pop group at a very tender age and is breaking new ground to this day, makes a fine example of your affability and eccentricity at its best.

Example: Jools Holland formed his first successful pop group at a very tender age

PISCES (Feb 20-Mar 20)

A healer? A poet? A painter? A diver? A jailer? A chiropodist? These are just some of the many career options you can choose from, if you are a Piscean who consults the traditional astrological guidebooks.

Yet people born under this sign shouldn't feel obliged to narrow down their options. It doesn't suit them.

Pisceans are versatile and those who don't allow themselves the freedom to chop and change risk fulfilling their escapist urges in their leisure time, with all kinds of controversial results.

If you were born under this sign, you should know that it's far more appropriate to live your dream.

Maybe you'll help make the world a better place for others in the process. Or at least, you'll think that this is what you are doing... and that will help you.

Never believe that Pisceans are impractical. They may be many other things and they may, too, be hard to understand at times, but Einstein was a Pisces, and the current Prime Minister of Britain is too. I rest my case.

Example: Gordon Brown: Pisceans are versatile and often hard to understand

ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20)

To be born under the sign of the Ram is to have no fear of locking horns with anyone! It makes you assertive, ambitious and energetic. It also makes you argumentative. And please, don't say: 'No it doesn't!'

Aries-born people can, of course, be charming and gentle too. The wise ones soon learn to pick their fights carefully.

But none can resist a chance to boldly go where none has gone before and, if this means they have to split a few infinitives along the way, they won't backtrack.

Think, for example, of Chris Evans and the cavalier attitude he has taken to his own career.

A refusal to be risk averse has paid great dividends. Even now, he's not afraid to step into Terry Wogan's shoes - shoes that many say can never be filled.

If you're an Aries and you're not quite like this, there's still a lesson here.

While you have great potential to become a military leader, a pioneering politician or a successful entrepreneur, what you're really best at is being yourself!

Example: Chris Evans has a cavalier attitude to his career

TAURUS (Apr 21-May 21)

Researchers have concluded that children born under Taurus are least likely to gain fame in early life. That fits. If you know you've got stamina and staying power, why would you swap a lifetime of stable success for a temporary triumph?

Taureans want results not responses and they're willing to work long, hard, unsung hours to get these. Nor can they see the point in doing anything without a practical purpose. That's why they make good cooks, craftspeople, bakers, business-folk and bankers.

Well, when I say bankers, I mean the kind we used to have. A bonus, to a Taurean, is a reward that must be reinvested.

If you're a Taurean, you'll love art, sculpture, gardening and anything you can help to shape with the sheer force of your patient determination.

Even if you set off early in life for success, you're far more likely, like Jessica Watson, to sail single-handed round the world at just 16 than seek the stormy sea of celebrity.

Example:  Jessica Watson sailed single-handed around the world at just 16

GEMINI (May 22-June 22)

If you're born under the sign of the twins, you're not obliged to develop a split

personality, but you will always see two sides to every story. That gives you a natural edge in research, commerce and communication.

In the unlikely event that you ever run out of people to debate things with, you can play the game of 'devil's advocate' all by yourself.

You can argue any case from any angle and while not all barristers are born under your sign, many Geminis love to feel sure they know the law, even if they work in their other favourite fields, such as sales, education and journalism.

A competitive urge often takes Geminis into the sporting arena where they can demonstrate their endless will to win. Kylie Minogue has shown us all her fighting spirit and she demonstrates, too, Gemini versatility in the way she began life as an actress and turned into a pop star.

Though not all Geminis are quite so glamorous, all can turn on the sex appeal with unnerving ease when they feel so inspired.

Example: Kylie Minogue has shown us all her fighting spirit

CANCER (June 23-July 23)

Cancerians are ruled by the Moon. They go through so many moods and phases that it's hard to pigeonhole them.

What comes naturally to a Cancerian when the mood is right may prove elusive a short while later.

That's why, when a Cancerian says 'I don't feel like doing this right now', they should always be listened to and waited for.

If you were born under this sign, you'll know how sensitive you are to 'timing'. You are also sensitive to the needs of others.

Just as the Moon reflects sunlight, you reflect attitudes and expectations. You're supposed to make such a good nurse, cook or carer.

It's not that you can't do anything else, just that you've always got access to your kindness and your desire to support.

It's also why you should be wary of glitzy, superficial situations. Lindsay Lohan is a classic example of a Cancerian who got so good at pretending to be what everyone else wanted her to be, she forgot how to be herself.

Example: Lindsay Lohan: Good at pretending to be what everyone else wanted her to be

LEO (July 24-Aug 23)

What can a Leo do with their life? Anything they want to! If you're born under this sign, you've got a head full of application and dedication plus a heart full of loyalty and generosity.

You like making people happy. That's why you get so cross when you encounter folk who revel in making people angry, grumpy or sad.

You should be a campaigner for justice or a fighter for freedom.

There aren't, though, many jobs like this in the classifieds! But you'll take on any role as long as it allows you to express that side of yourself.

Indeed, your ability to play almost any part is almost magical. Which brings us neatly round to Harry Potter. He's a Leo, as is JK Rowling, who gave her character her own birthday.

Like them, all Leos should know that nothing will ever hold them back while they're brave enough to face fears that others hardly dare to name.

Example:  JK Rowling's character Harry Potter is also a Leo

VIRGO (Aug 24-Sep 23)

Virgos were placed on this earth to put right whatever everyone else has got wrong in such a subtle, sensitive way that nobody even notices.

If you're a Virgo, you will know all about this compulsion to compensate. It's what drives you, simultaneously, to success and to distraction.

No wonder you're not bothered by all that nonsense about how your sign is supposed to be about tidiness, detail and order.

You've been misunderstood your whole life long. Fortunately, naturally, you quite understand why others don't understand.

It's just another item on that great long list of misunderstandings that you feel obliged to make allowance for.

That sense of obligation affects you greatly, but as it also makes you truly brilliant in whatever field you gravitate towards, we must see it as yet another mixed blessing.

Michael Jackson had the Virgo genius, too. But he also had other influences on his chart and childhood, which you can consider yourself blessed to have missed out on.

Example:  Michael Jackson had the Virgo genius, but he also had other influences

LIBRA (Sep 24-Oct 23)

Art, music, beauty and quality control. These are the areas that Librans are supposed to excel in. And they do. But you've also got an impressive ability to ask questions that can't be answered in all areas.

Others say: 'That's the way it is.' You say: 'Why can't it be some other way?'

It makes you difficult to work with, at times, yet it also makes you a most rewarding kind of colleague.

You amble through life's options and alternatives, collecting ideas and strategies which turn out to be of immense value.

And if, at times, you're assertive about the need to implement these, it's only ever because you're right.

As blessed as you are with insight, you are equally gifted with charm. You know how to make folk feel better about themselves, even when you're pointing out flaws that ought to concern them. Simon Cowell (pictured) was born under your sign.

Who but someone born under the sign of the balance could combine that role of critic and mentor?

Example:  Simon Cowell: Combines the role of critic and mentor so well

SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov 22)

Scorpios can't really see round corners. They don't actually have X-ray eyes. Yet they know, somehow, what others are thinking, even when they think they aren't thinking it.

Is it a form of telepathy? Is it the result of an agile intellect?

Whatever it is, it makes them so strong and so incisive that nothing can defeat them. Other, perhaps, than their own propensity to become overly sensitive.

In the research that demonstrated how some signs are more likely to end up finding early stardom, Scorpios didn't come top of the list.

But then if you're a Scorpio, you'll know it's only in later life that you really began to find the confidence to work constructively, consistently.

You can be blunt, direct and decisive. Yet when you delicately balance that with a degree of self restraint, you bring out the best in situations and in yourself.

You'd make a natural hypnotist, healer, therapist, writer, researcher, journalist or, as in the case of your fellow Scorpio David Dimbleby , interviewer.

Example: David Dimbleby: Shows typical Scorpio traits of being blunt, direct and decisiveness

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23-Dec 21)

Why are Sagittarians more likely to end up child stars than people born under any other sign? Because from the moment they are born, they exude natural exuberance.

They can't repress it and they won't restrain it! Yet it's so honest, natural and hopeful that it melts even the most cynical hearts.

Sagittarians of any age have a kind of selective deafness. There are some words they just can't hear. Like, for example, the word 'impossible'. If it registers at all, it acts as an invitation.

As you'll know, if you are a Sagittarian, the impossible is not always as impossible as most folk think.

And if you only ever rise successfully to such a challenge once, you can then feel justified in taking on more such tasks; for better or for worse.

While you're naturally inclined towards law, publishing, event management or exploration, impossible things have a way of working out well for you.

Noel Coward was a child star who grew up to be a creative genius. He's just one more example of what can be done, as long as you don't start to believe that it can't!

Example:  Noel Coward was a child star who grew up to be a creative genius

10 Things That Annoy Each Zodiac Sign - Hate by Zodiac Sign

When Zodiac Signs get annoyed?

Aries

People that shuffle when they walk
Unreturned phone calls
Cell phones that don't work
Animals in cages
People who twitter on online chats
People who don't get right to the point
People who are lousy dancers
Late trains, planes or airplanes
People who dress too casually
Country music

Taurus

People who brag too much
Mess and disorganization
Clothing that is torn or missing buttons
Bad cooks
Being ignored in public
Public speaking
People who don't wear deodorant
Being the butt of humor or practical jokes
Not being smart or as an intellectual
Fast food

Gemini

People without a sense of humor
Not constantly being the center of attention
Broken clocks and watches
Bad wine
Shoes that you can't dance in
People who talk slowly
People that walk too slow
Pessimistic individuals
Addicted people
Broken technology

Cancer

Too much heat
Itchy wool
Having to sleep on the couch
People who show up early
People who are bad or sloppy dressers
Being criticized in any way
Violent movies
Ungrateful children
Losing their sunglasses
People who steal the spotlight

Leo

People who dress better than them
People with better cars than them
Being ignored
Being provoked to jealousy
Being too cold
Being too wet
Being forced to go to church
Being trapped inside on a sunny day
Being told to slow down
Being told they can't flirt

Virgo

People who are messy or disorganized
People who do not return calls
People who don't wear watches
People who don't do their taxes
People who don't return memos
Wasting time on Facebook
People who use bad grammar
People who swear too much
Emotional confrontations or scenes
Stand up comedians

Libra

People who tell them to turn down the music
People who look down at junk food
Litter in parks
People who steal flowers
People who are cruel to animals
People who do not return calls
One night stands
Bad haircuts
People who abuse drugs
Parents who discipline children

Scorpio

People who borrow their pen and never return it
Lovers that don't orgasm
Being made jealous by a lover
Being outshone at any task
Dining without dignity
Being the victim of gossip
Being accused of being unfaithful (even if they are)
People who are too trendy
People who claim to be psychic
Not being able to park in the handicapped space

Sagittarius

Late trains, planes, or automobiles
Not flying first class
Companions who get seasick
People who complain too much
People who are afraid to take risks
Being accused of being bad with money
People who expect them to be on time
Lost luggage
Animal abuse
Reading about human rights violations

Capricorn

People who waste money
People who ask for loans
People who do not pay back loans
People who do not discipline their children
Contractors that do not keep promises
People who leave the cap off the toothpaste
Poetry readings
Being asked to be a chauffeur
Being asked to leave the kids at home
Bad haircuts

Aquarius

People who dress in a boring way
Junk food
Talking about the past
Psychiatrists
Gossip
Those that aren't practical
People who don't pick up after their pets
A lack of loyalty
Being the third wheel to a couple
Getting their hands dirty

                        Pisces

Places that are too hot
Losing their sunglasses
Polluted water
People who laugh too loud
People who walk away from arguments
Alcoholics
Being denied access to grandchildren
Having to wear prescription glasses
Cars that waste energy
Slow drivers

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Leo - Positive and Negative Side

The Leo Personality Expressed Positively

At their very best, Leos are an intelligent, creative force wherever they operate. Their ability to

solve problems with a combination of optimism and common sense is a marvel to behold. Leos have

a rare talent for being both commanding and friendly at the same time. When Leo is happy, he makes

the whole world around him a bit sunnier.

On a Positive Note

Leos displaying the positive characteristics associated with their sign also tend to be:

• attractive and demonstrative
• positive thinking
• dignified and charming
• honest and loyal
• proud of their homes
• warm, friendly, and generous with gifts
• courageous and bold
• responsible and mature
• adoring of loved ones

The Leo Personality Expressed Negatively

When Leos are working on projects for others to look at, their audience's feedback becomes very

important to them. If their creations are not acknowledged or praised to the hilt, their pride will be

hurt. As a result, they might forget their usual kindhearted ways and may even try to use their power

or influence to sway the opinions of others. They may sulk if attention is not paid to them or to their

efforts.

Negative Traits

Leos displaying the negative characteristics associated with their sign also tend to be:

• superior in attitude
• status conscious
• smug and conceited
• arrogant and self-involved
• stubborn or willful
• overdramatic
• brooding and vengeful
• judgmental about appearances
• overeager to impress

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The Zodiac Signs as Sinners (In Two Words)

The reason we’re all on this Earth, sinners that we are:

Aries

I destroy

Taurus

I consume

Gemini

I manipulate

Cancer

I fear change

Leo

I need attention

Virgo

I obsess

Libra

I kiss *ss

Scorpio

I control

Sagittarius

I’m lost

Capricorn

I slave

Aquarius

I preach

Pisces

I fear

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Top 10 Cheaters among Zodiac Signs

Top 10 Zodiac Signs that Cheat and Lie the Most

Do you believe that Astrology can tell you about someone’s moral fiber? Is it possible to decode the nature of a person through his zodiac sign? Certainly the sensible answer of these questions is a “loud no”. The best way to check whether the person is trustworthy or not is to call his references, examine his actions. Conversely, if you are interested in deciding about the trustworthiness of a person through the tradition of Zodiac Signs, you can do so by going through the personality traits of various zodiac signs. The natives of the zodiac sign listed below are most likely to betray your trust.

10th Cheater Place: Cancer

It is considered to be a reasonable trustworthy sign and competent of keeping the undisclosed. This zodiac sign is a loyal sign similar to Libra. Such people are self-reproach kind, they do posses the self-esteem issues, and feels lonely at times. The Cancer natives can ascertain to be very good friends. The faithfulness of the cancer natives can change its path when they are around their unsurpassed things. Such people are addicted to yummy food, chocolates, etc., consequently they can encounter a slip-of-tongue in the region of their addictions.

9th Cheater Place: Aquarius

Considered to be the Nobel people, the Aquarius natives believe in telling truth and are principled about their actions. Such people are aggravated for emotional cheating, and are not involved in physical cheating. Many a times such people become the target. Being emotional, the natives of this sign are more probable to be the victim of cheating. Sharing a secret with such people can be dangerous at times, because these people are very much interested in tittle-tattle.

8th Cheater Place: Capricorn

Respect and love is everything for the Capricorn natives. While dealing with the romantic relations, such people become competitive. This feeling of competition forces them to cross all the limits for their love, and this competition trashes all the romance, resulting in a messed up relationship. This feeling of competition and jealousy forces them to cheat on others. The Capricorn natives do feel guilty whenever they cheat someone.

7th Cheater Place: Scorpio

Being the manipulative person, the Scorpio natives think about themselves only. Such people work according to their own choice, and are always ready to influence others for their personal benefit. The jealous and possessive sentiment of them forces them to cheat others. Such people easily develop grudge for others. Such people believe in taking revenge for small issues too.
At the other side, Higher Type Scorpio is someone who is most of all worth your faith.

6th Cheater Place: Virgo

Most of the Virgo natives are emotional cheaters. They come out to be responsible and trustworthy people, but instead they are the real cheaters as they cheat people mentally. They are very good at manipulating and misrepresenting things for their own benefit. Such people don’t believe in physical cheating, but menial cheating is their peculiarity.

5th Cheater Place: Taurus

These people are loyal towards their partner. But if their partner is disloyal, then the Taurus natives can cross all the boundaries to take revenge. Such people are highly motivated in taking revenge. They never believe in forgiving their enemies, and are always geared up to betray others for their own profit. The male candidates of this Zodiac cheat a lot compared to the females.

4th Cheater Place: Aries

Natives of this Zodiac Sign are most expected to cheat, after the Gemini people. These people are always ready to cheat and lie according to requirement. Being hard working and go-getting kind of people, they always to try to get the credits for other’s work and ideas. Such people are excitement oriented, they always look for attention. If another person is disloyal to them, then they will surely cheat that person out of ego.

3rd Cheater Place: Leo

Leo, the people with the symbolism of Lions yearn for excitement. Such people are self-esteemed, they simply wish for attention. These people can cross all the limits to grow to be the central attention. To achieve the top position, the Leo people can even betray their closed ones. You are totally wrong, if you think that you can be psychologically sheltered with any Leo native. The Leo natives don’t leave any chance of hounding others for fun.

2nd Cheater Place: Pisces

The most self-esteemed people come under this category. The Pisces natives doesn’t mind cheating others for their fame and name. Such people are famous for being too possessive, jealous and self-piteous. The only concept that they follow is of tit for tat, that is, if according to them their partner has cheated them then they will surely do the same. Such people share a strong bond with the Leo natives. They never leave a chance to make their colleagues feel jealous of them.

1st Cheater Place: Gemini

Beware of the natives of the Gemini, these people are most likely to break your trust and betray you. The Gemini people are witty and untrustworthy. Such people are talkative in nature, and can’t keep secrets, instead they are always ready to disclose other’s secrets by adding many more spices. They believe in falsificating the truth according to their interest. Many people named the natives of Gemini as the “notorious gossips”, because of their interest in intimate conversations.

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